Adium

Opened 14 years ago

Closed 14 years ago

Last modified 12 years ago

#2414 closed defect (cantreproduce)

Talking to girls

Reported by: anonymous Owned by: catfish_man
Milestone: Component: None
Version: Severity: minor
Keywords: girls confidence pimp Cc:
Patch Status:

Description

Adium should make it easier to talk to girls. It should boost my confidence and make me sound like less of a dork.

Change History (19)

comment:1 Changed 14 years ago by huwr

I second this one.

comment:2 Changed 14 years ago by David Smith

Owner: changed from nobody to David Smith
priority: normalhighest
Status: newassigned

I'll take this one. We can probably exploit the inherent cuteness of the ducks somehow.

comment:3 Changed 14 years ago by Peter Hosey

it might be easiest to start with Jim's sister.

comment:4 Changed 14 years ago by gallamophry

haha, i love how this ticket hasn't been fixed yet. :)

comment:5 Changed 14 years ago by David Smith

I figured out how to fix this! We just need to subclass NSDate appropriately, or declare a category on it. Really all we need is an -initWithGirl: method.

comment:6 Changed 14 years ago by huwr

Maybe every twenty minutes Adium should quit after a pop-up that says "Go outside!"

comment:7 Changed 14 years ago by huwr

I did a test case on someone I know. Mind you, I fail quite completely at talking to girls in real life, too...

Sunday, 18 December 2005

18:28:13 : Huw : These software developers are saying that you're defective, and that I should go outside. 18:28:38 : Michaela : what? 18:28:46 : Huw : I shouldn't trust them, though. 18:29:10 : Michaela : Huw what are you going on about? 18:29:23 : Huw : Dave's just done running a successful D&D session that was noticeably lacking. 18:29:40 : I think you know _exactly_ what thinking. 18:29:59 : Michaela : right 18:30:48 : Huw : FAILED! 18:31:03 : Michaela : what 18:32:01 : Huw : Otso will hear about this now! 18:32:12 : Michaela : right

Michaela has logged off.

18:33:15 : Huw : :(

18:33:16 : Could not send because blach@… is not available.

comment:8 Changed 14 years ago by huwr

Note to self: use preview next time.

comment:9 Changed 14 years ago by Evan Schoenberg

I believe I've located the source of your particular bug, huwr:

...a successful D&D session...

I recommend updating to the latest version and reading [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060554738/qid=1134899566/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-4528908-5749608?n=507846&s=books&v=glance The Game}.

comment:10 Changed 14 years ago by Synapse

I suggest that to do this Adium should start by not allowing users to talk to members of the opposite sex, because IM has been proven to be harmful to any relationship you intend to further.

comment:11 Changed 14 years ago by Steelix

I think it should have it automatically send the girl hot messages and woo her on your behalf.

But it should have settings in case the girl is family. So it doesn't blurt out "You have a good body, Aunt_Mary"

comment:12 Changed 14 years ago by Steelix

You have a good body, Synapse.

comment:13 Changed 14 years ago by Kiel Gillard

Adium is already Pimptacular! As long as you have the logging option enabled ;-)

comment:14 Changed 14 years ago by Evan Schoenberg

Resolution: worksforme
Status: assignedclosed

comment:15 Changed 14 years ago by Chris Forsythe

Evan, you and I certainly don't need this, but many of our brethren here are.. shall we say.. less than perfect with the ladies.

Should we reopen this until everyone here is good with the ladies?!

Oh, read this: http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

comment:16 Changed 14 years ago by anonymous

huy nana

comment:17 Changed 13 years ago by Chris Forsythe

Patch Status: None

Proofe!

23:14 < XiXora> d/led messenger 6
23:14 < XiXora> puked
23:14 <+The_Tick> haha
23:14 < XiXora> went adium
23:14 < XiXora> not looked back
23:14 < XiXora> now i get people say the duck is cute
23:14 < XiXora> and watch it bounce when msn dies
23:14 < XiXora> so it attracts girls

comment:18 Changed 12 years ago by AUTOVON

ROFL +1

comment:19 Changed 12 years ago by Robert

pending: 0

cc

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