Adium

Ticket #2414 (closed defect: worksforme)

Opened 4 years ago

Last modified 11 months ago

Talking to girls

Reported by: anonymous Owned by: catfish_man
Milestone: Component: None
Version: 0.86 Severity: minor
Keywords: girls confidence pimp Cc:
Patch Status:

Description

Adium should make it easier to talk to girls. It should boost my confidence and make me sound like less of a dork.

Change History

Changed 4 years ago by huwr

I second this one.

Changed 4 years ago by catfish_man

  • owner changed from nobody to catfish_man
  • priority changed from normal to highest
  • status changed from new to assigned

I'll take this one. We can probably exploit the inherent cuteness of the ducks somehow.

Changed 4 years ago by boredzo

it might be easiest to start with Jim's sister.

Changed 4 years ago by gallamophry

haha, i love how this ticket hasn't been fixed yet. :)

Changed 4 years ago by catfish_man

I figured out how to fix this! We just need to subclass NSDate appropriately, or declare a category on it. Really all we need is an -initWithGirl: method.

Changed 4 years ago by huwr

Maybe every twenty minutes Adium should quit after a pop-up that says "Go outside!"

Changed 4 years ago by huwr

I did a test case on someone I know. Mind you, I fail quite completely at talking to girls in real life, too...

Sunday, 18 December 2005

18:28:13 : Huw : These software developers are saying that you're defective, and that I should go outside. 18:28:38 : Michaela : what? 18:28:46 : Huw : I shouldn't trust them, though. 18:29:10 : Michaela : Huw what are you going on about? 18:29:23 : Huw : Dave's just done running a successful D&D session that was noticeably lacking. 18:29:40 : I think you know _exactly_ what thinking. 18:29:59 : Michaela : right 18:30:48 : Huw : FAILED! 18:31:03 : Michaela : what 18:32:01 : Huw : Otso will hear about this now! 18:32:12 : Michaela : right

Michaela has logged off.

18:33:15 : Huw : :(

18:33:16 : Could not send because blach@… is not available.

Changed 4 years ago by huwr

Note to self: use preview next time.

Changed 4 years ago by evands

I believe I've located the source of your particular bug, huwr: 

...a successful D&D session...

I recommend updating to the latest version and reading [ http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060554738/qid=1134899566/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-4528908-5749608?n=507846&s=books&v=glance The Game}.

Changed 4 years ago by Synapse

I suggest that to do this Adium should start by not allowing users to talk to members of the opposite sex, because IM has been proven to be harmful to any relationship you intend to further.

Changed 4 years ago by Steelix

I think it should have it automatically send the girl hot messages and woo her on your behalf.

But it should have settings in case the girl is family. So it doesn't blurt out "You have a good body, Aunt_Mary"

Changed 4 years ago by Steelix

You have a good body, Synapse.

Changed 4 years ago by Kiel Gillard

 Adium is already Pimptacular! As long as you have the logging option enabled ;-)

Changed 4 years ago by evands

  • status changed from assigned to closed
  • resolution set to worksforme

Changed 4 years ago by tick

Evan, you and I certainly don't need this, but many of our brethren here are.. shall we say.. less than perfect with the ladies.

Should we reopen this until everyone here is good with the ladies?!

Oh, read this:  http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Changed 3 years ago by anonymous

huy nana

Changed 2 years ago by tick

  • patch_status set to None

Proofe!

23:14 < XiXora> d/led messenger 6
23:14 < XiXora> puked
23:14 <+The_Tick> haha
23:14 < XiXora> went adium
23:14 < XiXora> not looked back
23:14 < XiXora> now i get people say the duck is cute
23:14 < XiXora> and watch it bounce when msn dies
23:14 < XiXora> so it attracts girls

Changed 16 months ago by AUTOVON

ROFL +1

Changed 14 months ago by Robby

  • pending set to 0

cc

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